(This is my riff on that "How To Write A Paper In College" forward).

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place in front of your computer.

2. Check to see if anybody left any comments about yesterday’s blog.

3. Stare at the monitor for a few minutes while you try and come up with something interesting to blog about for today.

4. Check Facebook to see if you have any new notifications.

5. Accept all gift requests from Mafia Wars, YoVille, Farmville, etc…

6. Go get a snack. It will help you think better.

7. Realize that there is no possible way to snack and type at the same time. Continue snacking.

8. Go get some water.

9. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place in front of your computer.

10. Open up iTunes and listen to that new favorite song you just downloaded. But only once and that's it. I mean it. As soon as it's over, you are going to start that blog.

11. Listen to it again.

12. Make a new playlist on iTunes of all your favorite songs.

13. Play a game of Free Cell. Or five.

14. Read the latest from textsfromlastnight.com.

15. Check Facebook to see if you have any new notifications.

16. Play Mafia Wars, YoVille, and FarmVille for a few minutes and check in on your Café.

17. Check your email. Almost no one emails you anymore, but you just never know.

18. Check the DVR to make sure you've watched all your TV programs from yesterday.

19. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place in front of your computer.

20. Try to remember if anything interesting happened today that you could blog about. Fail.

20. Catch up on all the celeb gossip by reading the latest issue Us Weekly.

21. Play with the cats.

22. Open the fridge and stare at all the contents inside.

23. Close the fridge door. It’s a little too late to be eating food at this hour.

24. Sit back down in front of your computer.

25. Finish the game of Free Cell you started an hour ago but never finished ‘cause you got stuck.

26. Realize it is 11pm and that if you seriously don't start writing this blog that it will never get done in time because it takes your forever just to write a paragraph.

27. Close all other open windows and focus strictly on your blog.

29. Type the blog and submit it.

30. Complain to everyone that it takes you waaaaaaay to long to write a blog for you to have to do it every single day for a whole month!!!